i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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