so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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