Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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