some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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