ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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