what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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