i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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