So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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