Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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