Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Four minutes until I can fart!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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