OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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