your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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