I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
what if I'm pregnant?
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Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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