Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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