can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I still have a little drunk in my system
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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