Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Your topless pictures make me question reality
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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