i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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