dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
We need to rekindle our bromance
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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