It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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