is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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