her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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