I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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