Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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