I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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