I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'm at about main and main street
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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