Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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