My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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