Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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