You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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