To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
