I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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