WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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