break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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