Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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