Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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