Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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