Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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