Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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