Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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