I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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