Pants 0. Shit 1.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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