STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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