walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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