the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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