He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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