Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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