Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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