Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
This girl is more easily done than said...
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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