I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
