You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
operation harelip BJ is a go
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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